IN THE LIGHTER VEIN



  • "YOU KNOW OUR ANCESTORS WERE GODS.''
  • "BUT MY FATHER ONCE TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE MONKEYS."
  • " BUT WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR ANCESTORS."
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  • TEACHER: NAME 4 ANIMALS THAT BELONG TO A DOG FAMILY.
  • STUDENT: MUMMY DOG, DADDY DOG, AND TWO PUPPIES.
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  •  " WHAT IS THE END THAT HAS NO END?""
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  • BOY: WHERE DO ABCDEF GO WHEN THEY GET FEVER AND SICK???
  • GIRL: TO G.H. OF COURSE.
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  • WHAT IS IT THAT EVERYONE HAS SEEN AND WILL 
  • NEVER SEE AGAIN?    """"" YESTERDAY.""""
  • XXXXXXXXXXX
  • WHAT TENSE IS THIS? "" I AM BEAUTIFUL"'.
  • IT IS  PAST TENSE ,OF COURSE.
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  •  " IF YOU WASH YOU HANDS I WILL GIVE YOU TWO CHOCOLATES.
  • IF YOU WEAR MASK WHEN YOU GO OUT I WILL GIVE YOU FOUR .
  • IF WHEN YOU GO OUT KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE I WILL GIVE YOU SIX."
  • HOW MANY WILL YOU GIVE ME IF I TAKE A BATH NOW?
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  • WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
  • IN MAHARASTRA.
  • THEN SPELL IT NOW.
  • ERR, SORRY MADAM, I WAS BORN IN GOA.""
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  • WAITER WHAT IS THIS SPIDER DOING IN MY COFFEE?
  • SIR, IT IS TRYING TO SAVE THE FLY FROM DROWNING.
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  • " THERE IS A FLY IN THE COFFEE."
  • HOW CAN IT BE? I HAVE JUST REMOVED THREE FROM IT.
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  • THERE IS A FLY IN THE TEA.
  • SORRY SIR.  WE COULD NOT FIND AN ELEPHANT. XXXXXX
  • WHAT DO WE GET ON 15TH OF AUGUST WITH THE HELP OF BAPUJI  FATHER OF OUR NATION GANDHIJI?
  • A HOLIDAY ,SIR.
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  • ANIL, HOW COME YOU HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH??
  • SORRY, I AM NOT ANIIL.
  • OH! YOU HAVE CHANGED YOUR NAME TOO.
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