IN THE LIGHTER VEIN

• "YOU KNOW OUR ANCESTORS WERE GODS.''
• "BUT MY FATHER ONCE TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE MONKEYS."
• " BUT WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR ANCESTORS."
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• TEACHER: NAME 4 ANIMALS THAT BELONG TO A DOG FAMILY.
• STUDENT: MUMMY DOG, DADDY DOG, AND TWO PUPPIES.
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•  " WHAT IS THE END THAT HAS NO END?""
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• BOY: WHERE DO ABCDEF GO WHEN THEY GET FEVER AND SICK???
• GIRL: TO G.H. OF COURSE.
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• WHAT IS IT THAT EVERYONE HAS SEEN AND WILL 
• NEVER SEE AGAIN?    """"" YESTERDAY.""""
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• WHAT TENSE IS THIS? "" I AM BEAUTIFUL"'.
• IT IS  PAST TENSE ,OF COURSE.
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•  " IF YOU WASH YOU HANDS I WILL GIVE YOU TWO CHOCOLATES.
• IF YOU WEAR MASK WHEN YOU GO OUT I WILL GIVE YOU FOUR .
• IF WHEN YOU GO OUT KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE I WILL GIVE YOU SIX."
• HOW MANY WILL YOU GIVE ME IF I TAKE A BATH NOW?
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• WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
• IN MAHARASTRA.
• THEN SPELL IT NOW.
• ERR, SORRY MADAM, I WAS BORN IN GOA.""
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• WAITER WHAT IS THIS SPIDER DOING IN MY COFFEE?
• SIR, IT IS TRYING TO SAVE THE FLY FROM DROWNING.
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• " THERE IS A FLY IN THE COFFEE."
• HOW CAN IT BE? I HAVE JUST REMOVED THREE FROM IT.
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• THERE IS A FLY IN THE TEA.
• SORRY SIR.  WE COULD NOT FIND AN ELEPHANT. XXXXXX
• WHAT DO WE GET ON 15TH OF AUGUST WITH THE HELP OF BAPUJI  FATHER OF OUR NATION GANDHIJI?
• A HOLIDAY ,SIR.
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• ANIL, HOW COME YOU HAVE CHANGED SO MUCH??
• SORRY, I AM NOT ANIIL.
• OH! YOU HAVE CHANGED YOUR NAME TOO.
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